I've read that opinions are like assholes ... everybody's got one. Here's mine. ( Ahem, my Opinions! Not booty!)

HIPPITY HOP/CLIPPITY CLOP

HIPPITY HOP/CLIPPITY CLOP

What I'm about to tell you,
You won't believe, of course.
The one who lays those eggs?
Is actually ... a horse!

The Easter Horse you'll call him,
But he prefers "Pampoon".
He's not pastel like one might think;
He is in fact, maroon.

And he, yes HE, he lays those eggs.
It's actually quite funny!
 (Though it's not quite as cute, per se,
As imagining a bunny!)

So now you know the truth:
Pampoon - The Easter Pony.
Spread the word this holiday -
Cause the bunny ... he's a phony!

 Ohhhh, Pampoon. Isn't he sweet? Hard to imagine why he didn't "catch on" like the Easter Bunny ... Right? 

Ohhhh, Pampoon. Isn't he sweet? Hard to imagine why he didn't "catch on" like the Easter Bunny ... Right? 

THE WRONG SIDE

THE WRONG SIDE

COUNTING SHEEP

COUNTING SHEEP